Minion Rap

I'm a minion.

I fucked a banana.

Then I shot myself.

Rolling through the afterlife i kicked your dog and was revived

my cock is yellow and big, the size of a banana

I fucked yo babysitter, fucked yo nana

yo dada? he dead dead-a

I fucking ripped his throat out so i could fuck it

But as you know

I am a minion.

I am a big fucking minion.

I fucked your bananas

then i died, revived

yeah that's me. I am a fucking minion.

Everyfucking day I slit his throat

But he still talks to me with the pulsating cock

Gru you motherfucker

Just fuck me already

rest is W.I.P